Mr & Mrs Claus

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Nobody ever knew an elf
That could keep a secret to himself
I’ve been hearing rumours flying
That a marriage might be dying

I guess that it gets awful cold
Up there in the Northern Pole
But we got to heat those hearts up

It’s time to get this couple back on course

Mr and Mrs Claus
Don’t get a divorce
Because goodness knows
There’s enough of those
Your marriage is bigger than
Love between a woman and a man
So Mr and Mrs Claus
Stay together of course!

As far as institutions go
You could do a whole lot worse you know
So it shouldn’t be disparaged
Why not stick with marriage

Nobody said it would be bliss
Because home is where the heartache is
But we gotta heat those hearts up

‘cause divorce is the worst present of all

Say ‘you do’
See it through

Nobody ever knew an elf
That could keep a secret to himself
I’ve been hearing rumours flying
That this marriage might be dying

But having problems ain’t a sin
And don’t tell me you don’t feel a thing when
She’s at the table crying
She says, “You’re not even trying"
He says "Look into my eyes now
And find the one you fell for all those years ago.”

And we'll sing it until we're hoarse
Stay together of course!

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from Eggnog, released December 21, 2016

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